Bathroom..., it is a most relaxing spot for me. Maybe not only for me, perhaps also for you. I'd like to discuss Japanese lavatory bowl in today's article. Japanese basin is very flat.
You may not be familiar with this model. Although chair-shaped one, which you would be more used to, is also available here in Japan, I strongly recommend you to try the flat model. I found that this model helps you squeeze your intestine more than the chair-shaped counterpart does. This means that more shit will come out, just like you get tooth paste as you squeeze the paste tube. If you have no idea about how to use the powerful bowl, just stop by my office. I can tutor you free of charge.
Bathroom..., it is a most relaxing spot for me. Maybe not only for me, perhaps also for you. I'd like to discuss Japanese lavatory bowl in today's article. Japanese basin is very flat.
You may not be familiar with this model. Although chair-shaped one, which you would be more used to, is also available here in Japan, I strongly recommend you to try the flat model. I found that this model helps you squeeze your intestine more than the chair-shaped counterpart does. This means that more shit will come out, just like you get tooth paste as you squeeze the paste tube. If you have no idea about how to use the powerful bowl, just stop by my office. I can tutor you free of charge.
2 comments:
one must feel a sense of escape when relieving oneself in this manner...one can simply close his/her eyes and it is no different than if one were shitting in a hole in the woods...perhaps bring a pine-scented air freshener and you can take yourself there...you could market this to your fellow employees.
-shitter jr.
Wow! shitty jr., you made a very good point!
Yes. A hole in the woods inspired the Japanese style. Indeed, among people in New Orleans, the flat bowl is called 'woods', or as a jokey jargon 'tiger' after Tiger Woods. So you can say 'Where's the tiger?' instead of 'Where's the bathroom?'.
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