Wednesday, December 06, 2006

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The ancient Japanese who had this shit would not so much as have imagined that his/her own crap would be exhibited like a royal gem. Besides, labled in a foreign language. I found this at a museum. The caption says it was excavated from a ruin site estimated to be some thousands of years old.

After this fossile, I buried my shit in my backyard (I can't tell the exact location. sorry). Someday in the future, perhaps in a few thousand years from now, some archeologists might study it seriously. My excrement could even join museum collections! Fabulous. Orgasmically, fabulous.

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