Monday, October 02, 2006

excrement

I'm writing this article with fury. This morning, I stepped on dog shit. The shit is the one in the picture. I intentionally made the photo blurry to prevent you from getting squeamish. I can email to you a clear, high-resolution copy on request. Inquire, in case you're interested.

There are many people having dogs as pets. And me too. It is very uncool to leave shit on the street without cleaning it up. Sadly, small streets or aisles in some Japanese towns are literally shitty. Watch your step.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

i would cherise a high resolution picture. Please send immediately

-cml

cauchy said...

Ok. I'll email it right away.

Anonymous said...

It's just organic matter. If you hate it so much, why don't you look where you're going?

cauchy said...

Hello anonymous,

Thank you so very much for your comment.

>If you hate it so much,

Actually, I don't dislike it. As I wrote in the post, I have a pet dog. He shits twice everyday. When shitting, he must feel good just in the same way we feel in bathroom. Then I can vicariously share the pleasure with him. It's pretty fabulous, isn't it?