Saturday, April 08, 2006

sore sore sore

Joggers often have sore feet or legs. Indeed, I had a sore left foot last Friday when jogging. I had to abstain from workout for a while. This afternoon, I jogged five miles along a bike trail nearby my school. This time, I had a sore leg. Neither left nor right leg. It's my third leg. I don't know whether you have it or not. But I know all of you are familiar with it. I won't go out of my way to explain it. Anyway, it badly rubbed against my underwear, swinging too much while I was running. Alas, again I seem to have to abstain from workout. But not in gym but bedroom, though.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

dirty bird!

Anonymous said...

much in the same way that pinocchio's nose grew when he told a lie, i've heard that the third leg of tiny japanese SHRINKS when he tells a lie. considering your penchant for telling untruths, i am guessing that "third leg" is more like "tiny stub". how can so much pain come from so small an appendage?

Anonymous said...

uhhh ... I would like to clarify that when I was inquiring earlier as to whether or not you were still sore from jogging, I was referring exclusively to your foot. I only now read this post, due to the recommendation of a previous comment poster.

Just so that is clear.

Dirty Bird, indeed.

cauchy said...

Hi guys.

Don't worry about my third leg. My parents equipped myself with ultra hard one when I was born. The attrition rate is only 0.000047 per lie. So mine is still sizable and workable.

I'm not birty bird. I have no idea why you are blaming me. What did you associate with "third leg"? Can you explain explicitly?

Anonymous said...

If your third leg is still sore I am more than willing to message it.

cauchy said...

Please. Actually, I was looking for somebody like you. But, make sure my third leg is off limits to guys due to a municipal regulation in my city.