Mr tight

Did you know Mr tight (32) is coming back to the town? He left for Africa last summer to tighten himself more and more. Before leaving, he was 5.6 garbers (garber is an international measurement unit of tightness). Avegrage American guy is only as tight as 1.8 garbers. You can see how tight Mr tight is. He took intensive tightness training in African jangle. He said the training menu was strictly secret. When I talked with him over phone, his voice sounded so confident. Guessing from the conversation, around 9.8 garbers? Could be more? I am looking forward to measuring him.